Posted by: smirkdirk | June 4, 2009

Natural Harvest



Semen is not only nutritious, but it also has a wonderful texture and amazing cooking properties. Like fine wine and cheeses, the taste of semen is complex and dynamic

I’m not sure there’s anything else to say about this that hasn’t already been said by the commentators on the actual website:

“Amazing! We raised 400$ for a church during the bake sale becuase people could not get enough of the cream cheese cookies we made. Thanks Semen cookbook!” – Steve O’Hara

“IT’S BABIES!!! NATURAL HARVEST IS BABIES!!!!!!” – Soylent White

“I have been waiting for this book for years now! It should be especially handy for people who cannot stand milk, or cheese.” – Buggy

“I won’t be asking people to come to dinner anymore…I will be asking them to come AT dinner.” – Vicious Semenian

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