In honor of Roger Ebert’s one star review of Transformers 3 (is anyone really surprised?) I present Roger Ebert’s gripes about Disney’s Space Mountain:
-It was very dim and dark on the coaster.
-There was no context to these asteroids coming at me.
-The dialogue was unintelligible. Just a bunch of screaming.
-The direction was so concerned with frenetic and fast movement I often felt nauseous.
-Obviously not made with any attention to artistic merit or detail. Although smaller in scale I would recommend you just re-ride “The Mouse” at Riverside. Though not nearly as bombastic and loud as Space Mountain, it truly captures the essence of what it is to be a mouse.