Posted by: smirkdirk | June 28, 2011

Roger Ebert Reviews a Roller Coaster

In honor of Roger Ebert’s one star review of Transformers 3 (is anyone really surprised?) I present Roger Ebert’s gripes about Disney’s Space Mountain:

-It was very dim and dark on the coaster.

-There was no context to these asteroids coming at me.

-The dialogue was unintelligible. Just a bunch of screaming.

-The direction was so concerned with frenetic and fast movement I often felt nauseous.

-Obviously not made with any attention to artistic merit or detail. Although smaller in scale I would recommend you just re-ride “The Mouse” at Riverside. Though not nearly as bombastic and loud as Space Mountain, it truly captures the essence of what it is to be a mouse.

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